The Humiliation of Over the Knee Spanking

Drop your pants and get in into my lap. You know what’s coming don’t you pet? You are going to receive a bare bottom over the knee spanking! You deserve it. You’ve been so naughty… Those are words I love saying to my little pets. I love how red...

Limp Noodles Need Not Apply.

We talk a lot around here about how pathetic small dicks are. How they are absolutely useless to women, that they just can’t get a girl off, and that quite frankly the only thing they are even remotely good for is being the punchline to a joke. But there is...

Sharks and the Global Feminization of Men

It’s shark week again! Sharks are my favorite animal, so I treat this week as a national holiday on par with Christmas, Superbowl Sunday, and my Birthday. (And yes, I do consider all of those as national holidays!) So if you have been wondering where I have been...

Ball Busting Phone Sex

Hey, humiliation piggies!!! I have exciting news for you all! The fabulous Ms. Lilly and I have a brand new blog for you! Ballbustingphonesex.com Ms. Lilly and I are good friends, and we rock the two mistress calls like no other! What more we both have a sadistic...