It is no secret that I love humiliation, and that includes public humiliation! Unfortunately, most of my public humiliation kink must be kept in the fantasy realm. Public humiliation can be tricky to play real time, it is important that we don’t involve people into our kinks without their consent or run afoul of local decency laws you know? So while I would LOVE to make my little bitch boys humiliate themselves in public for all to see, we all have to abide by the real time rules of being safe, sane, and consensual.

That doesn’t mean there aren’t SOME public humiliation things we can do for a quick little thrill. One of my favorite types of public humiliation assignments are shopping tasks! They’re a safe way to experience oodles of humiliation in public. For this one you’ll need to head to a grocery store with a decent pharmacy department (Or I suppose a drugstore with a decent selection of fresh produce!). Once there, you’ll need to collect items from the following list.

Shopping List:

• 5 or so phallic vegetables such as cucumbers, zucchini, daikon radishes, fresh ears of corn or extra large whole carrots.
• 1 Box of Vaginal or Anal Douche (a Turkey baster is an OK substitution)
• 1 Bottle of Lube (Extra large bottle of lotion, petroleum jelly, or coconut oil are OK substitutions)
• 1 Box of Condoms (Optional)

Feel free to load up your cart or basket and do several laps around the store. Then head to the checkout. Extra points if these are the ONLY items you toss up onto the conveyor belt. Far more humiliating than hiding them in a larger order! Now if you’d like some fun ideas on how to actually use these items, feel free to give me a call at (800) 601-6975 😉

– Ms Nadia