I’m sure you’ve heard that random factoid that says almost 80% of women are incapable of achieving orgasm from intercourse alone. It’s plastered all over dating advice columns about how to please your woman in bed. That tragic fact is cited as the reason that foreplay is so important. Cause ya know. You need to get your girl off before you get your dick wet otherwise she is going to be left with the female version of blue balls.
I’m here to tell you the truth. That “fact” it is absolute Bull Shit!
All women are actually capable of having a completely mind blowing and earth shattering vaginal orgasm. The problem is men. In some sick twisted joke of nature – the vast majority of men just don’t have what it takes to make a woman cum with his dick. There are three possibilities that keep you from being a real man. For the least fortunate of you more then one may apply.
1.) You are a limp noodle. You can’t get it up. Or if you can, you can’t keep it up.
2.) You are too quick on the trigger. Most men can reach orgasm in 2 minutes. Women take 20.
3.) You are just too fucking small.
The average penis length is between 5 and 6 inches. That. Is. Not. Enough. The pussy can push out the equivalent of a 9 lb ham. Point being, they stretch. Sorry guys if you are on the left side or even the middle of the bell curve you just plain suck in the bedroom because you have a small penis. You deserve humiliation phone sex because of it.
Oh and for those of you who think they DO have what it takes, that actually believe that they have left many women in bliss. Go rewatch when Harry Met Sally.
Nadia
Hello Nadia — I think you said my whole life is being a sissy bitch faggot.
But i’m not sure
I take it in both ends. bitch
Ms. Nadia: I think women’s orgasm becomes easier with age because they are more sexually experienced and they have more confidence in the bedroom and, therefore enjoy themselves more. This is why we must take control in this arena, truth be told guys.
Very Good point Ms. Cindy! 🙂
noise
That is fantastic. I can’t tell you how much I love this post. I love the movie “When Harry met Sally/” Every man needs to watch that movie I think. I can’t tell you how many times guys have said to me when asked about the size of their cock. “Well, I’ve never had any complaints…” Guys need to wake the fuck up. If you make that comment, you are bad in bed, PERIOD. Thank you for this post!
Exactly! We really need to educate these guys who “have never had any complaints” it’s sad that they walk around thinking that they can make a woman cum when clearly they can’t.
I suck in the bedroom ,literally.
Bitch
Faggot Cocksucker
Yes you do. Yes you do cocksucker.
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I belong to Miss Nadia and I am a faggot /bitch for her.
I take it in the mouth and the other end for Her.
hahaha that’s right you little faggot!