As 2016 comes to an end, we should be looking forward to improving ourselves for the upcoming New Year. Resolutions are a tradition, and my SPH pets have a set of special ones related to their *ahem* condition…
For my single shrimp dicks:
I will not waste any women’s time by attempting to date them. I understand I will only disappoint them when it finally progresses to a physical relationship. Women need big cocks, and I just don’t have one.
For my pathetic pricked bitches in relationships:
I will do my best to encourage my girlfriend/lover/spouse to seek a partner outside of our relationship for her own satisfaction. I deserve to be cuckolded.
For my Sissy sticked sluts:
I understand that I do not have a cock. I have a clit. I will keep it clad in panties all year long since there is too much extra space in the front of boxers for me.
For my finger-cocked size faggot and faggot wannabes:
I am completely incapable of satisfying a woman due to my small penis, as such I will regularly suck cock this year. Men only need a warm wet hole, they are the only people I can ever hope to satisfy.
For ALL my little losers:
I will regularly call my LDW Mistress(es) so I can be laughed at and consistently reminded that cock size does matter and I do not measure up.
Of course, New Year’s Resolutions are often left forgotten by the time March roles around… Rest assured if you fail to uphold your SPH resolution the punishment will be severe.
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Mistress Nadia – I had fun making a few analogue resolutions 🙂
For my single two pump chumps:
I will not waste any women’s time by attempting to date them, even if I have an adequately sized cock. I understand I will only disappoint them when it finally progresses to a physical relationship. Women need cocks with stamina, and I do not have stamina.
For my quicky cummy bitches in relationships:
I will do my best to encourage my girlfriend/lover/spouse to seek a partner outside of our relationship for her own satisfaction. Sixty seconds of intercourse is extremely insufficient, and I deserve to be cuckolded.
For my sissy speedy spurters:
I understand that I do not have a cock. I have a clit that spurts with a few touches. I will keep it clad in panties all year long. The only places my clit deserves to spurt is in my panties, or in my mouth.
What an awesome list for sluts with little dicks. It just goes to show that tiny cocks pervade all walks of life. Shrimpishness does NOT discriminate, and that means going into 2017 with heads held high and panties on because nothing that small should be in boxers ever.