It’s that time of year again!

Reese and I finally got our Halloween decorations up this year! We went for a fun ‘giant spider attacking trick or treaters’ theme. So many cans of spray foam went into making Edgar, our 5 foot tarantula with 12 foot leg span! (Yeah, I do everything big – have you seen Reese’s cock!?!). We wrapped little costumed dummies up in webbing and suspended them from our front porch for dear Edgar to munch on. I made a snazzy wreath for our front door and Reese and I had a fun afternoon of drinking hard cider and carving Jack’O Lanterns! Well, I guess my brain is just permanently wired for kink! All the coring, carving and hollowing out of the pumpkins made me think of sploshing.

WTF is sploshing?

Sploshing is a subset of the ‘wet and messy’ fetishes that incorporates food into sexual play. It’s a little more intense than licking some whipped cream off your partner’s body. Think more along the lines of cake sitting, pies in the face, dipping your dick into jello, or as LDW’s resident sploshing queen Ms. Brighton recently shared on her sploshingphonesex.com blog: Cheese whiz up the ass!

Food and Humiliation

Food play is something that I have always enjoyed incorporating into humiliation play. One of my favorite public humiliation tasks is writing my subbie out a humiliating shopping list. Such as zucchini, cucumbers, whole carrots, condoms and lube. Then demanding they go to the store to fulfill that order. No other purchases allowed on the trip! And I have always loved making a little cum eater cook up some plain pasta and fuck it to completion to make a nice dish of Fettuccine Al’GAYdo. For me, sploshing is best when it is degrading and humiliating.

Back to the pumpkins.

What can I say? The slimey gooey pumpkin guts, the hollowed out eye holes – all of it screamed “Wouldn’t it be hilarious to make a guy stick his dick in that? Yes. It would. Imma make a little bitch boi fuck a pumpkin!”

So here is you Halloween Humiliation Assignment: I want you to make your very own Jack OFF lantern! Go buy a nice pumpkin, pie sized if you prefer a fleshlight feel, big one for more of a blow up doll. All you have to do is carve out a hole big enough for your dick to fit in (and let’s face it, if you are a frequent reader of my blog we both know that’s going to be a little hole) and stroke or hump away!That pumpkin is going to be the closest thing to pussy you are going to get. Instead of hearing a woman moaning from your dicking, you will only hear the splosh splosh splosh sound where the sploshing fetish gets its name! You are nothing but a pumpkin fucker now. Give me a call and confess to me how good that squash feels. I could use a laugh!

Happy Halloween!

-Ms. Nadia

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