I had a humiliation pig on the phone today. He was lamenting about the fact he was a 43 year old virgin and I was laughing my ass off (per usual). Reminding him that he will never lose that V card at this point. Any woman who finds out he has gone decades past the usual entry point without popping his cherry is going to deduce that there is just something wrong with him. Which let’s face it – is true. Once you reach a certain age it is just fucking abnormal. Women in his age bracket would be running for the hills, trying to figure out what type of social ineptness he had that would keep him from EVER getting laid. If every women the loser has ever met has deemed him unfuckable, will that’s what we call a “Danger! Will Robinson Danger!” moment. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Their spidey senses will be a tinglin’ and the pussy goes on LOCK DOWN.

Perpetual Dry Dick here thought that maybe he should pick up a hooker. The incel loser needed a dose of reality. That not even a street walker would d0 sexy times with him, not even if he used his life fucking savings. So I let out the full force of my verbal humiliation skills on the virgin. A barrage of insults and jabs. I cut the fucker down. Then I realized his plaintiff little mews had turned into full blown sobs. The little bitch boi was CRYING. Humiliation Phone Sex broke him down into tears.

And I laughed even harder.

Nadia