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Not too long ago in this post I talked about an episode of Friends in which there was a killer joke about erectile dysfunction. I recently caught a rerun of Seinfeld – the shrinkage episode, within which was one fantastic small penis joke. For those who need a refresher:
Ahh. Makes me chuckle every time. The way she looks down, how she can barely hold back her laughter, the way she say’s “I’m really sorry”. And then the audience laughing. Seinfeld was filmed in front of a live studio audience after all. Go back and re watch the clip and pay attention to the laugh track. I mean the joke itself wasn’t exactly the height of wittiness. It was simplistic – but the laughter goes on and on. It’s quite obvious the women in the audience are rolling. They just couldn’t help themselves. A man with a small penis is humorous.
Women love making fun of a man’s sexual inadequacies. This goes beyond the kinky world of domination and phone sex. Jokes like the above are common on tv, in movies and print. Consider this the first post of many where we explore humiliation in mainstream media. Our art is an expression of our culture. And in western culture – little dicked men deserve to get laughed at.
Nadia
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I remember that episode of Seinfeld. I saw it as a clip some time later. I was in a room with two women watching. The women totally got it. They laughed and were relaxed and amused. It was like they know that the idea of small dicked guy is just amusing. I on the other hand tried to be amused sort of to “cover up” but it’s like impossible. It cuts too close to home. I feel like women can just look at your face and see how big you are. I know that is silly but it feels that way. I think it is a part of why women seem so powerful to me. It’s like they are in charge.
Dear Mistress Nadia, As a small dicked man situated smack in the middle of a culture where male sexual prowess is held in such exalted esteem and as one who is alternatively excited and frustrated by the many sly size references out there for all (males and females) to consume, and after reading your blog, I felt compelled to masturbate and to leave a Comment confessing my arousal at the artful, perceptive, arousing way that you drew out the humiliation of a small dicked man in front of a woman, an audience, and essentially the world . . . and in anticipation of the more examples that you promise. Sorry if I’m going a bit overboard here, but it’s been several months since I’ve come so hard. (Given my junior position on the “penis size” totem pole, should I have ruined myself?) You are absolutely right that, “It’s quite obvious the women in the audience are rolling.” Your observation that “A man with a small penis is humorous” made my member spring to life, albeit in quite diminutive proportions. To top it off, you ended with, “And in western culture – little dicked men deserve to get laughed at.” This proved too much: as a man of little dick, I dropped trow, opened your photos, opened image #2 into a new tab, enlarged the photo, and went at myself with a vengeance. I exploded while beholding your milky white thighs and that sexy look on your face, which must have been directed at the man standing behind me, your boyfriend. All of which proves that a small penised male and cuckoldry go together, like love and marriage. Thank you! Respectfully, Kevin