It’s cold. I do not like the cold. I want some hot cocoa, with those little marshmallows and a little ass slut I can take my frustrations out on.

Perhaps I am in just a bad mood because I can’t feel my toes… But I have the uncontrollable urge to listen to a subbie whimper and whine while I work their ass over.

I want a slave over my knee, bare buttocks exposed, my hand softly caressing their sweet little curves. That is, of course, until I draw my hand back, high into the air and bring it down hard and fast with a big loud SMACK!  And then again, and again. SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! Until my hand hurts.  Of course, that doesn’t mean that the punishment is over, as I can always switch to my paddle, strap, crop or spatula instead. And I would. I want to go through every tool in my arsenal. Leaving the ass of my little bitch red and stinging. That’s right… I want to spank it so hard that it turns red enough to remind me of sunburn and warmer days.

After the thorough spanking… well, let’s just say  I want to work the inside of that ass over just as well as the outside. Truly embody the “Fuck You” sentiment of the title of this post. Using my biggest strap-on (Yeah, the drawback to using an icicle is I would have to touch it, and my hands are NOT coming out from under this ridiculously soft and warm blanket until the thermostat is above freezing again. Luckily I wear my strap-on 24/7).

Seriously. Fuck. This. Weather.