You now how much I love SPH. I mean fuck. Why do you think I have a blog all about humiliation!?! I thought it would be fun just to go through some of my favorite small penis humiliation insults.
So here are my top 10:
10.) Is it in yet?
9.) Awww it’s soo wittle! It’s almost cute.
8.) Hang on, let me get my magnifying glass…
7.) Instead of buying condoms, you can save so much money by buying rubber gloves and cutting off the fingers to use!
6.) Wait, never mind about that last one. No woman is going to want to fuck you anyways, guess you won’t need condoms after all.
5.) I mean seriously, can you physically even fuck a woman? Like does it reach or just brush up against the pussy lips?
4.) Men have cocks. That thing of yours doesn’t count. You’re no man.
3.) I bet you have to sit down to use the bathroom. What a bitch.
2.) Size DOES matter.
1.) LMAO!!!
Ms Nadia- these are fantastic! I’ll never forget several years ago when I mistakenly got involved with a rather “average” guy, and when he wouldn’t get a clue when I started ignoring him, I just flat out told him “Cleaning up after sex with you takes longer than the sex itself!”. May have been his size, may have been his…whatever the problem was, but that may have been the first time I felt the rush from telling it like it is, no sugar coating. It’s awesome! Thank you for sharing- I liked the one about the glove, and the retraction!
I have actually had girls use the word “widdle”. Just that word alone nearly incapacitates me.
It is like there is not possible way you can argue or disagree with what she thinks. I think part of the power of it is that the girl alone decides how big she feels you are or are not. If you try to disagree you just sound pathetic.