Something that I have always found to be highly amusing is the phenomenon of guys being virgins well into their adulthood. Not talking about those who abstain for their religious or moral beliefs – but those who so desperately WANT to lose their V card, but just never seem to be able to get the deed done. I have virgin pets in their late 20s, in their 30s, 40s and even a 58 year old virgin!
There are many reasons that someone can’t get their V card punched – some are just really fucking ugly, some have no social skills when it comes to women, some are too fat, and a lot of them have dicks that are just too small.
I love teasing the small dicked ones (Ok, let’s be real here. I love teasing and humiliating ALL of them), especially those who have micro peens. Those pathetic little one to two inchers.
Even if they found a woman who was actually willing to try to have sex with them – they are so fucking short they can’t even penetrate! The best they could ever hope for would be to just brush against the pussy lips.
Destined to die a virgin for the lack of 3 inches of flesh.
Fucking. Hilarious.
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Ms. Nadia, this was just SO ENTERTAINING! Thank you. DDV, destined to die a virgin–such a terrible horrible fate, and yet so many of our callers suffer from this devastating 3 inches of flesh problem…and yet somehow I know that in your capable hands you are humiliating them into such ecstasy that on some level they are probably glad they get to reap the benefit of your scorn!
xo Audrey
Hi Mistress Nadia, I know I am destined to be a virgin forever. Does that mean you will never feel sorry for me or any other loser male for being a virgin forever?