10 Small Penis Jokes

I love small penis jokes! Some may call them the lowest form of humor but they really tickle me pink. I especially love saying them to subbies either with a scathing or condescending tone. tehehehee I’ve written about my favorite small penis insults before. You...

But, I’m Really Good With My Tongue!!!

Lately I’ve had a string of little dicked bitches who try to justify their usefulness to woman by claiming they are really good with their tongue. Ha! Nope. It doesn’t work that way. When it comes to pleasing a woman size really does matter. You see women...

New Year’s Resolutions For The Tiny Dicked

As 2016 comes to an end, we should be looking forward to improving ourselves for the upcoming New Year. Resolutions are a tradition, and my SPH pets have a set of special ones related to their *ahem* condition… For my single shrimp dicks: I will not waste any...

My Favorite SPH Insults

You now how much I love SPH. I mean fuck. Why do you think I have a blog all about humiliation!?! I thought it would be fun just to go through some of my favorite small penis humiliation insults. So here are my top 10: 10.) Is it in yet? 9.) Awww it’s soo...