The Moment I Knew I Was a Size Queen

I was recently having a nice chat with a little dicked subby bitch boi, and a topic near and dear to my heart came up, Big Black Cocks! My little subby sent me on a trip down memory lane when he asked: “When did you know you were such a size queen?” This...

10 Small Penis Jokes

I love small penis jokes! Some may call them the lowest form of humor but they really tickle me pink. I especially love saying them to subbies either with a scathing or condescending tone. tehehehee I’ve written about my favorite small penis insults before. You...

But, I’m Really Good With My Tongue!!!

Lately I’ve had a string of little dicked bitches who try to justify their usefulness to woman by claiming they are really good with their tongue. Ha! Nope. It doesn’t work that way. When it comes to pleasing a woman size really does matter. You see women...