I’ll be with a new little pet, and we’ll be doing the getting to know each other question and answer dance, and eventually the topic of the conversation turns towards their penis size.
“So, tell me about that dick of yours.”
“Uh, what about it?” – This is the part where I begin to smile, if it were a proper sized cock there wouldn’t be that hesitation.
“Describe it for me, do you shave? Are your circumcised? How big is it?” – circling my prey.
“Oh, it’s pretty good size wise. Like 6 inches.”
“LMAO. Pretty good size wise? WTF” – Pouncing!
“It’s normal! The average penis is only 5 – 6 inches. I’m 6 and 1/8 inches so I am bigger than most guys” – I love that offended panic-y tone here. Music to my ears. I might actually make this one cry.
“ROTFLMAO. Who the fuck settles for average? Since when is average ‘pretty good?’ Since never. That’s when. Think about fucktard, a woman’s vagina is designed to stretch; it can fucking pop out the equivalent of a 9lb ham. Why do you think there is a cultural phenomenon of a woman “faking it.” Because the average dude does not have a big enough cock to get the job done. 6 inches. Oh excuse me 6 and 1/8th inches is still just too fucking small.” – In for the kill.
I’ve said it before, and I will say it again. 8 and up. 8 and fucking up.
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Dear Mistress Nadia,
Even though I may have a penis length of 8.5 inches when hard, it is important that my mistresses remind me that I am small, compared to the 9 inch, 10 inch, or even 12 inch sausage cocks out there. Being a nudist, I see penises of all different types of sizes, thicknesses, and shapes. Seeing all of the teeny-weeny cocks out there, I truly appreciate that my mistresses require the “cream of the crop” regarding size.
On a related note, it is also interesting to see all the different testicle sizes out there. Particularly interesting is when 1 testicle is much bigger than the other. Perhaps a blog entry should be done on the sizes of the testicles – and how that could be a subject for humiliation.
Thank you for this post!
This is so funny! It’s actually best to tell any man the truth about his penis size. Some guys who suspect they have a small penis know in their heart of hearts that they don’t measure up. I think any Mistress who tells the truth is doing a PUBLIC SERVICE for the guys who have a small penis. ~laughs~ Plus, it’s FUN for us!
There is nothing more powerful to a man than a woman acknowledging her feeling that he is small or worse – tiny. Nothing. It is something (I think) that a little guy wonders about from an early age. Somehow it gets in his head that girls might care. Then one day one comes along and indicates “yes” in fact she does. It is like bam there is nowhere to run nowhere to hide. It cannot be changed. Girls seem to know how this is for a guy…sort of. I think it is the essence of submissiveness. It makes a guy want to do chores, favors, give money, put up with nearly anything. Hearing about “manly men” from females seeps in to him. It is like his worst nightmare (truly).But it is also exciting. Horrible but exciting to hear what women love.