“My dick isn’t long, but it is really thick, is that OK?”
No. Just no. Nobody wants your short chubber. Real cocks are thick AND long. If you have a shortie then you still qualify for small penis humiliation. Other forms of humiliation as well. Not only is it too small, it is all disproportionate and ugly as all fuck.
At heart all women are size queens. Size in both directions really does matter. I was helping a pet shop for a new toy on Amazon today. Want to know what the best seller on the entire site is? “Sexflesh Rebellious Ryan 9 inch Dildo“. Is anyone actually surprised by that? I’m not. Ryan there isn’t some short shafted bitch, now is he? No he is long and thick! Just the way women are meant to take.
How do I put this? A pussy by nature is designed to STRETCH. For a woman to have really intense non clitoral orgasms her entire pussy needs to be filled. Shorties can only stretch out half or quarter of it at a time. That just does not work for us. It’s no better then a teeny weenie or a pencil dick. Actually it’s even worse because we could see the potential of what you could have been. Alas, you are most definitely a little dicked loser.
So stop with the “buts”, Your dick is too fucking small.
P.S Guess what episode of Friends was on TBS this afternoon? Yep, the it is a big deal one. Apparently if you write it, it will air.
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I love this Ms Nadia and you are so right no woman wants a chubby stubby. I guess he thinks that the girth makes it an OK cock but we know that it doesn’t. The only chub I want is from the Deli, like salami and cheese hahaha
Hehe, hoho!! Ohhh that was another mean ass blog you posted there Miss Nadia. It’s almost like telling the truth to a little dicked man turns you on?! At least you’re getting some sort enjoyment. HA!! I agree with you, “a short fat dick is worse than a pencil dick”. I could just imagine a wee chode toad nutting to the thought of you saying those exact words to him.
Ms. Nadia, what a GREAT post!
First, I agree with ak! I would rather have 6 hours than inches, lol…but my hubby HAS a big AND thick one! LOL
I SO agree that thickness is nice, but without length, it is kind of wasted. You are so right! without the length, we can’t have those amazing full feeling orgasms! YUMMM!
Maybe the thick & short should be a new addition to the small penis category!
I can HEAR your voice saying this Ms Nadia !!!! I’m laughing right now as I write this. “No. Just NO.” Don’t you just have to giggle at the guys with a short dick … oh they try to say, it’s thick or other things to gain favor. One of my all time favorite comments is, “I’m thick AND I can lick pussy — don’t you think that should count for something.” I’ll have your sexy voice in my head saying, “NO. Just NO.” Word to the wise, guys, small penis is a small penis — and it doesn’t count for all that much!
Real women say: “I’d rather have 6 hours than 6 inches.”