Did you know your cock has a built in self destruct sequence? All of them do. And the sad thing is, the phrase to deflate even the most robust hard on is so much simpler then the destruct sequence 1 code 1 A 2 B that would take down the starship Enterprise (and let’s face it that’s the space ship auto destruction sequence equivalent of using “password123” for your wifi network). Have you guessed the ego-killing-penis-destroyer phrase yet?
“Is it in yet?”
So short yet so damning of a sentence. Nothing makes a woody into a noodle as quick as a remark that brings into light that thing you’ve always worried about: “Is my dick too small?” . Needless to say if you have ever heard that devastating phrase uttered then the answer is a resounding YES! You are a little dicked loser.
Still not convinced that you aren’t a real man? Let’s go done the check list. Once you DO get it in – does it fall out on the back stroke? Can you successfully jack off with just 2 fingers? Can you walk around with a hard on without anyone noticing? When you use the restroom do you have to sit every time? Have you left your lovers all utterly disappointed? Have they needed to cheat on you? Have women laughed when they’ve seen you naked? Do panties fit better than boxers?
Does this sound like you? If so then small penis humiliation phone sex would be a good fit!
And you know all about fit, or lack there of.
– Mistress Nadia
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I had even worse said to me, just once, but it was said. Literally my then girlfriend with me inside her said “I cannot feel a thing”. The feeling of helplessness, weakness and smallness is impossible to describe. I did not have all this “language” back then but I truly felt like her little thing. Her boy. And I could not say a thing in return.
I loved the audio. Do you think it would be more humiliating to still be a virgin over falling out on the back stroke?
OMG? A Virgin!?!?! LMAO Yes. That is waaay more humiliating. Once you reach a certain age and you still haven’t get your dick wet, you pretty much have epically failed at life.
Dear Mistress Nadia, Wonderful post. I have heard the same deflating message delivered in only two words! Though I do have a question about the word count. Here my experience: “That’s it!” or “That’s it?” By my count, and according to the Word Count feature in Word, that is two words. Counting that contraction as one word might be cheating, though When girls have mouthed these words to me, some have done in the form of an exclamation. In those cases, their eyes open wider and their expression progresses into a glimmer of knowledge. Inevitably, a smile and hand over mouth follow. In one memorable instance, the woman summed up the experience simply with a slow “Oh . . . you . . . poor boy”, got dressed, and left.
Or, I’ve had several express these two words in the form of a question. Their expression is one of surprise, or worse, consternation. I think that they consider themselves to have been “had.” From there, the situation can go quite sideways. Usually, their emotion in the next few moments is anger and frustration followed by a dismissal from their presence. You can’t blame them, can you Mistress Nadia? After all, they were expecting a night of sex. But that wasn’t in the cards, was it Mistress?
Now these girls screened me before spreading their legs. Some girls don’t. And that’s when I’ve heard the four word ego deflator of your post.
The contraction is because it’s not worth wasting 3 words on when they see what a pathetic little dicklet you have! Of course I can’t blame them, they were expecting a romp in the sack with a man and then they got…you.
I can’t tell you how much I love this blog!! XOXOXO
Glad you like it! I’m loving it myself 🙂
I like the look of your new digs, Miss Nadia! Just as I like a good, hearty laugh, which is what I enjoyed when reading your blog post, especially the last paragraph! “[Falling] out on the backstroke”! “‘[Walking] around with a hard on without anyone noticing”! Oh my god, do you suppose any of these little-dicked losers need any salve for that BURN? Hahahahaha!!
Funny because for many of my unfortunate readers – it’s true!!!