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10 more SPH insults!

You know how much I LOVE small penis humiliation! We’ve done top 10 lists of SPH insults before and it’s still not enough for me! So here are 10 more of my favorite soul cutting SPH insults.

10.) It’s so small you could fit a thimble over it!

9.) Normally I call guys with . . . → Read More: 10 more SPH insults!

Masturbation May: Masturbation Tips for the Tiny Dicked

Happy Masturbation May pets!!! Are you having fun wanking those willies? Well if you are like the majority of my readers, your Willy is less whale and more of a minnow. So In celebration of Masturbation May, here are some masturbation tips for the tiny dicked!

Just Use Two Fingers: For some reason, many . . . → Read More: Masturbation May: Masturbation Tips for the Tiny Dicked

New Year’s Resolutions For The Tiny Dicked

As 2016 comes to an end, we should be looking forward to improving ourselves for the upcoming New Year. Resolutions are a tradition, and my SPH pets have a set of special ones related to their *ahem* condition…

For my single shrimp dicks:

I will not waste any women’s time by attempting to date . . . → Read More: New Year’s Resolutions For The Tiny Dicked

My Favorite SPH Insults

You now how much I love SPH. I mean fuck. Why do you think I have a blog all about humiliation!?! I thought it would be fun just to go through some of my favorite small penis humiliation insults.

So here are my top 10:

10.) Is it in yet?

9.) Awww it’s soo . . . → Read More: My Favorite SPH Insults

When Your Dick is so Small You’re Destined to be a Virgin FOREVER

Something that I have always found to be highly amusing is the phenomenon of guys being virgins well into their adulthood. Not talking about those who abstain for their religious or moral beliefs – but those who so desperately WANT to lose their V card, but just never seem to be able to get . . . → Read More: When Your Dick is so Small You’re Destined to be a Virgin FOREVER

Denial For The Tiny Dicked

Every so often I get asked why I love denial so much, and do I ever feel bad for the poor guy who is aching from his blue balls, badly needing a release. How could I do that to a guy!?!

Well, first of all, I love denial because I find that it makes . . . → Read More: Denial For The Tiny Dicked

If I Have a Small Penis, Am I Destined to be a Cuckold?

I was checking my email this morning and stumbled across a message from someone with this title:

“If I have a small penis, am I destined to be a cuckold?”

I opened the mail and was met with a tearful message from a man who was worried that his wife would cheat on him, . . . → Read More: If I Have a Small Penis, Am I Destined to be a Cuckold?

BBQ Weather Fun for the SPH Pets

Hi kinksters! Hope everyone had a good Memorial Day weekend! Ty and I got home from the beach Monday and were too exhausted to do anything special for dinner, so luckily grilling weather is upon us! So we ran to Hairy Peter (Harris Teeter grocery store for you non southerners) and grabbed some bratwurst . . . → Read More: BBQ Weather Fun for the SPH Pets

“But My Penis Is Normal Sized Ms Nadia!!!”

I’ll be with a new little pet, and we’ll be doing the getting to know each other question and answer dance, and eventually the topic of the conversation turns towards their penis size.

“So, tell me about that dick of yours.”

“Uh, what about it?” – This is the part where I begin to . . . → Read More: “But My Penis Is Normal Sized Ms Nadia!!!”

Punishment for the Puny Pricked – By Ms. Lilly

All my humiliation pigs are to be on their best behavior! We have a guest here at humiliation nation tonight! The following is a guest post from the fabulous Ms. Lilly of eroticphonemistress.com – Ms. Nadia

Sometimes, even Mother Nature decides to punish puny-pricked little deviants.

As being born with a feather-sized fuck, stick . . . → Read More: Punishment for the Puny Pricked – By Ms. Lilly