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Limp Noodles Need Not Apply.

We talk a lot around here about how pathetic small dicks are. How they are absolutely useless to women, that they just can’t get a girl off, and that quite frankly the only thing they are even remotely good for is being the punchline to a joke.

But there is another, equally laughable state-of-penis . . . → Read More: Limp Noodles Need Not Apply.

Erectile Dysfunction: Another Reason You Are A Loser.

“Just so you know. It’s not that common, it doesn’t happen to every guy and it is a BIG DEAL.”

Well said Rachel. Well said.

For those who couldn’t catch the reference the aforementioned quote was uttered (or more so shouted) by Rachel Green in an episode of friends. It has always been a . . . → Read More: Erectile Dysfunction: Another Reason You Are A Loser.

Why You Should Be a Cuckold

In my post “The Truth About The Female Orgasm” we discussed the 3 reasons that keep you from being a real man. Why you are unable to sexually satisfy a woman. The cold hard (or not hard as the case may be) truth is that if you are a minute man, a limp noodle, . . . → Read More: Why You Should Be a Cuckold