First the Basics….
Name: Ms Lauren
Phone #: 1-800-601-6975
Nickname(s): Goddess, Mistress, Empress, Center of Your Universe, Your Raison D’Etre, Your Favorite Fem Dom Mistress
Age: 28
Birthday: July 26 (but you can buy me things anytime!)
Birthplace: Nashville, TN
Current Location: North Georgia
Eye Color: Blue with gold around the iris, beautiful eyes, eyes you can get lost in, eyes that mesmerize
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5′ 8″ of Goddess… Let me put on my heels and indulge in a bit of Giantess Roleplay!
Weight: 125 lbs., soft and round in all the right places, but I work out. I do yoga and belly dancing daily along with strength training.
Lefty or Righty: Righty
Zodiac Sign: Leo, Queen Bitch of the Zodiac
What Do You Drive: 2008 Chrysler 300C SRT8 in Inferno Red
Screenname: empress.lauren
Lauren’s Favorite Things
Color: Dusky Blue & Candy Apple Red
Number:23 & 42
Band: Foo Fighters, White Stripes, Godsmack, Natalie Merchant, the Eagles
Music Genre: Hard Rock
TV Show: Nip/Tuck, Sons of Anarchy, Venture Brothers, Top Chef, Testees, Heroes, Criminal Minds, Chuck, 30 Rock, Firefly, Pushing Daisies, Dirty, Sexy Money, Rock of Love, Dexter, True Blood, Life, Mad Men
Movie: Reservoir Dogs, Full Metal Jacket, A Clockwork Orange, Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS, The Usual Suspects, American Beauty, Smiley Face, Half Baked, Pulp Fiction, Tropic Thunder, Hellboy 1 & 2
Actor: Adam Baldwin, Michael Madsen, Jason Statham, Ian McShane, Vince Vaughn, Bruce Campbell, Ed Norton, Jason O’Mara, Julian McMahon, John Cusak
Actress: Charlize Theron, Helena Bonham Carter, Courtney Cox, Gretchen Moll, Julianne Moore, Christina Hendricks, Kate Beckinsale, Rhona Mitra
Kind of Movie: Suspense & Comedy
Cartoon: Venture Brothers, Metalocolypse, Family Guy, Simpsons, American Dad, Robot Chicken, Moral Orel, Aeon Flux
Sport: Shopping, what other sport is there?
Fast Food Restaurant: Taco Bell, Burger King & Wendy’s
Food: sirloin, medium rare, roast beef, grilled salmon, carrots, rice, cous cous, roasted pork loin
Ice Cream: Karmel Sutra by Ben & Jerry, World Class Chocolate by Baskin Robbins
Cereal: Kashi Cinnamon Harvest, Honeycomb
Candy: Kit Kat, Godiva Chocolate, Butter Toffee, Lindor Dark Chocolate Truffles
Drink: Coke, Java Monster Mean Bean, Chai Tea, Mana Energy Potion, Bawl’s
Alcoholic Beverage: Italian Margaritas, Mojitos
Quote: Clean gloves hide dirty hands, mine are dirtier than most. — Trevor Goodchild, Aeon Flux
Does MsLauren???
Have any siblings: kind of, lol… long story.
Have any pets: a Jack Russell Terrier (awesome dog, lol!) and a 3 legged cat 
Have a job: of course, torturing males like you with my beauty, grace and charm and milking you dry in orgasmic, ecstatic pleasure… or not if you’re into tease and denial phone sex!
Have a cellphone: yes and no, you can’t have my number… but you can reach me at 1-800-601-6975 for a deliciously amazing femdom phone sex session.
Have any special talents or skills: I’m a femdom Mistress with exceptional skills at cock and ball torture, cuckolding, small cock humiliation, forced bi fantasy, extreme phone sex roleplay, facesitting & smothering and Giantess fantasy.
Have any fears: clowns, ever since I saw The Devil’s Rejects I have loathed clowns, lol.
Have a bedtime: when I’m good and ready, lol.
Sing in the shower: I don’t shower, I bathe like a proper lady. I have huge jet tub that I fill with bubbles and steaming hot water… take that picture to bed with you, darling.
Want to go to college: been there, done that, have a degree in History.
Get along with your parents: with my mom, my dad sucks ass, lol.
Have any piercings: my ears and my belly button… there’s some cool belly rings on my Amazon wishlist, hint, hint, lol.
Have any tattoos: nope, I don’t.
Swear: like a sailor… it would be hard to get you wankers off otherwise, now wouldn’t it?
Smoke: yes, I do. Camel Turkish Milds or Camel Signature Mellows… and sometimes Djarum Clove ciggies. And yes, I do smoking fetish phone sex calls and enjoy blowing smoke rings all around your bound and gagged body while you writhe….
Drink: socially, I don’t sit around the house and drink, though.
Do Drugs: nope, I’m drug free.
Love, Sweet Love… with Some Lust Thrown In for Good Measure
Ever been in love: with someone besides myself? maybe… I do have an alpha male I adore and the feeling is mutual.
Ever cheated on a boyfriend: I have lots of experience at cuckolding inferior men, yes.
Are you single: I’m unmarried, yes.
Are you in a relationship: with an alpha male, yes. I also have slave boys with whom I share delicious relationships, albeit quite different from the ones I share with real men.
Do you have a crush on someone: no, dominant women don’t crush, unless he’s a shrunken man I’m stomping underfoot. I do so adore Giantess roleplays.
Ever been dumped: of course not, lol.
Ever dumped someone: of course, lol.
This or That?
Fruit or Vegetable: as insertables, both are quite interesting to make my slave boys acquire to play with when they’re too shy to buy sex toys, lol.
Black or White: black, white, doesn’t matter as long as his cock is big and beautiful.
Lights On or Lights Off: lights on, I like to look in my lover’s eyes whilst we’re making love or fucking as the case may be.
TV or Movie: my TIVO, I wrote a poem to it onetime, lol.
Car or Truck: car, I love my 300
Cash or Check: cold, hard cash, baby… that’s my first love. And for the record, I adore gifts, too!
Rock or Rap: I’m a hard rockin’ girl, fuck rap, lol.
Chocolate or Vanilla: I want a swirlie!
French Toast or French Fries: piping hot french fries with lots of ketchup!
Strawberries or Blueberries: neither, I’m not a fruit person. BUT, I adore fresh blueberry muffins.
Cookies or Muffins: muffins, cream cheese muffins…
Hugs or Kisses: how about both? why do I have to choose?
Has MsLauren Ever….?
Danced in a public place: oh yeah, I love to go out dancing.
Smiled for no reason: all the time, mysterious, huh?
Laughed so hard you cried: Once while watching David Arquette in “See Spot Run”
Talked to someone you don’t know: all the time, a stranger’s just a friend you haven’t met, lol.
Drank alcohol: socially, not all the time.
Done drugs: can I plead the fifth on this one?
Partied ’til the sun came up: Oh yeah, I’m quite the party girl when I want to be.
Gotten a ticket: Nope, I haven’t. If you were a cop, would you give me a ticket? There are some advantages to being beautiful.
Been arrested: nope, never even been in a cop car.
Been convicted of a crime: nope.
Been in a wreck: yes, several.
Been out of the country: They said “don’t come back here, yankee.” But if I ever do, I’ll bring more money, cus all she wants to do is dance…
Random Silliness from MsLauren
Are you a virgin: uh, hell no, lol.
Ever TP’d someone’s house: not since high school.
Ever egged someone’s house: not since high school.
How many languages do you speak: English and Pig Latin
Who do you compare yourself to: no one, I’m unique, one of a kind.
Ever regret anything: no, regret never made a damn thing better.
Do you like being tickled: hell no.
What are your goals: to be the best damn Mistress I can be and milk all you boys dry… and make you like it!
Are you happy: I’m very happy. I’m a naturally cheerful person, but that doesn’t mean I’ll go easy on a dirty little slut like you!