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10 more SPH insults!

You know how much I LOVE small penis humiliation! We’ve done top 10 lists of SPH insults before and it’s still not enough for me! So here are 10 more of my favorite soul cutting SPH insults.

10.) It’s so small you could fit a thimble over it!

9.) Normally I call guys with . . . → Read More: 10 more SPH insults!

Limp Noodles Need Not Apply.

We talk a lot around here about how pathetic small dicks are. How they are absolutely useless to women, that they just can’t get a girl off, and that quite frankly the only thing they are even remotely good for is being the punchline to a joke.

But there is another, equally laughable state-of-penis . . . → Read More: Limp Noodles Need Not Apply.

Public Humiliation Assignment for Sissies

It’s short and skirt season girls! Which means you sissy bitches need to make sure those legs are nice and smooth. So it’s time to pull out the razors and the skintimate.

The other day while I was playing with my Little Sissy Crissy, an idea struck me. The implications for humiliating this little . . . → Read More: Public Humiliation Assignment for Sissies

Masturbation May: Masturbation Tips for the Tiny Dicked

Happy Masturbation May pets!!! Are you having fun wanking those willies? Well if you are like the majority of my readers, your Willy is less whale and more of a minnow. So In celebration of Masturbation May, here are some masturbation tips for the tiny dicked!

Just Use Two Fingers: For some reason, many . . . → Read More: Masturbation May: Masturbation Tips for the Tiny Dicked

Happy Halloween!!! Here’s a Spooky Story For You!

You nervously open the door before you, and find a set of stairs leading down into a dark abyss. You steel yourself and then take that first step and then the next… the stairs lead you further and further down, spiraling to the lowest bowels of the basement. When they curve around a final time . . . → Read More: Happy Halloween!!! Here’s a Spooky Story For You!

Cum Eating Recipes: Iced Coffee w/ Cum Cream

Every house has it’s own set of rules, A house run by a Fem Domme such as myself tends to have more rules with even stricter consequences. One rule in my domain that absolutely MUST be abide by, under penalty of a severe ball busting, is DO NOT attempt to interact with Mistress Nadia . . . → Read More: Cum Eating Recipes: Iced Coffee w/ Cum Cream

Masturbation May: No Pain. No Gain. Masturbation with a Touch of CBT

Hey kinksters! Hope you have been enjoying Masturbation May. The best thing about May (aside from the masturbation part) is that it is the opening of beach season! Miss Cassidy has been having fun at the beach already, and like every year, Ty and I hit up Myrtle Beach for bike fest and Memorial . . . → Read More: Masturbation May: No Pain. No Gain. Masturbation with a Touch of CBT

Guest Post: 10 Reasons Why Women Are Superior to Men

You know that I am a true believer in female superiority, I often enjoy reminding my pets why that should be the natural order of things. What I have found that I enjoy even more then reminding them, is having them strain their puny little male brains to come up with reasons of their . . . → Read More: Guest Post: 10 Reasons Why Women Are Superior to Men

Be My Throne: Queening That is NOT Face Sitting

While queening and face sitting are often used interchangeably, there is a type of queening that technically isn’t face sitting at all!

And it’s all thanks to dungeon furniture. A queening stool or a smother box can be a fun addition to your home dungeon. There are several benefits for using a queening stool . . . → Read More: Be My Throne: Queening That is NOT Face Sitting

Be My Throne: Face Sitting

What  I love about face sitting, in general, is it literally puts a man in his place, beneath a woman and kissing her ass! There are, however, multiple styles of face sitting, each with their own merits. Here is a quick guide:

Regular Face Sitting: The woman sits on the man’s face, her body . . . → Read More: Be My Throne: Face Sitting