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Masturbation May: Masturbation Tips for the Tiny Dicked

Happy Masturbation May pets!!! Are you having fun wanking those willies? Well if you are like the majority of my readers, your Willy is less whale and more of a minnow. So In celebration of Masturbation May, here are some masturbation tips for the tiny dicked!

Just Use Two Fingers: For some reason, many . . . → Read More: Masturbation May: Masturbation Tips for the Tiny Dicked

But, I’m Really Good With My Tongue!!!

Lately I’ve had a string of little dicked bitches who try to justify their usefulness to woman by claiming they are really good with their tongue.

Ha!

Nope. It doesn’t work that way. When it comes to pleasing a woman size really does matter. You see women are capable of two kinds of orgasms. . . . → Read More: But, I’m Really Good With My Tongue!!!

New Year’s Resolutions For The Tiny Dicked

As 2016 comes to an end, we should be looking forward to improving ourselves for the upcoming New Year. Resolutions are a tradition, and my SPH pets have a set of special ones related to their *ahem* condition…

For my single shrimp dicks:

I will not waste any women’s time by attempting to date . . . → Read More: New Year’s Resolutions For The Tiny Dicked

My Favorite SPH Insults

You now how much I love SPH. I mean fuck. Why do you think I have a blog all about humiliation!?! I thought it would be fun just to go through some of my favorite small penis humiliation insults.

So here are my top 10:

10.) Is it in yet?

9.) Awww it’s soo . . . → Read More: My Favorite SPH Insults

Denial For The Tiny Dicked

Every so often I get asked why I love denial so much, and do I ever feel bad for the poor guy who is aching from his blue balls, badly needing a release. How could I do that to a guy!?!

Well, first of all, I love denial because I find that it makes . . . → Read More: Denial For The Tiny Dicked

BBQ Weather Fun for the SPH Pets

Hi kinksters! Hope everyone had a good Memorial Day weekend! Ty and I got home from the beach Monday and were too exhausted to do anything special for dinner, so luckily grilling weather is upon us! So we ran to Hairy Peter (Harris Teeter grocery store for you non southerners) and grabbed some bratwurst . . . → Read More: BBQ Weather Fun for the SPH Pets

“But My Penis Is Normal Sized Ms Nadia!!!”

I’ll be with a new little pet, and we’ll be doing the getting to know each other question and answer dance, and eventually the topic of the conversation turns towards their penis size.

“So, tell me about that dick of yours.”

“Uh, what about it?” – This is the part where I begin to . . . → Read More: “But My Penis Is Normal Sized Ms Nadia!!!”

Punishment for the Puny Pricked – By Ms. Lilly

All my humiliation pigs are to be on their best behavior! We have a guest here at humiliation nation tonight! The following is a guest post from the fabulous Ms. Lilly of eroticphonemistress.com – Ms. Nadia

Sometimes, even Mother Nature decides to punish puny-pricked little deviants.

As being born with a feather-sized fuck, stick . . . → Read More: Punishment for the Puny Pricked – By Ms. Lilly

But it’s Really Thick!

“My dick isn’t long, but it is really thick, is that OK?”

No. Just no. Nobody wants your short chubber. Real cocks are thick AND long. If you have a shortie then you still qualify for small penis humiliation. Other forms of humiliation as well. Not only is it too small, it is all . . . → Read More: But it’s Really Thick!

Why You Should Be a Cuckold

In my post “The Truth About The Female Orgasm” we discussed the 3 reasons that keep you from being a real man. Why you are unable to sexually satisfy a woman. The cold hard (or not hard as the case may be) truth is that if you are a minute man, a limp noodle, . . . → Read More: Why You Should Be a Cuckold