If Dwayne Johnson’s cock was a boat THIS would be it *swoon*
My mind is still on the beach, I can’t wait to head back to the sand! That, combined with my love for small penis humiliation phone sex calls, has had me thinking of the old myth that size doesn’t . . . → Read More: The Size of the Boat DOES Matter: Those Who Sport a Dinghy Deserve Small Penis Humiliation
Needing a magnifying glass to see your dicklet… yeah. Loser.
Did you know your cock has a built in self destruct sequence? All of them do. And the sad thing is, the phrase to deflate even the most robust hard on is so much simpler then the destruct sequence 1 code 1 A . . . → Read More: 4 Simple Words to Kill Any Man’s Ego