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Limp Noodles Need Not Apply.

We talk a lot around here about how pathetic small dicks are. How they are absolutely useless to women, that they just can’t get a girl off, and that quite frankly the only thing they are even remotely good for is being the punchline to a joke.

But there is another, equally laughable state-of-penis . . . → Read More: Limp Noodles Need Not Apply.

When Your Dick is so Small You’re Destined to be a Virgin FOREVER

Something that I have always found to be highly amusing is the phenomenon of guys being virgins well into their adulthood. Not talking about those who abstain for their religious or moral beliefs – but those who so desperately WANT to lose their V card, but just never seem to be able to get . . . → Read More: When Your Dick is so Small You’re Destined to be a Virgin FOREVER

Be My Throne: The Humiliation of Face Sitting

Welcome to the conclusion of my quick guide to queening! Of course, you know I saved the best for last. We’ll wrap this micro series up with the humiliation of face sitting.

I’ve touched on aspects of face sitting humiliation throughout this blog series. The humiliation of literally being beneath someone else, the humiliation . . . → Read More: Be My Throne: The Humiliation of Face Sitting

Ball Busting Phone Sex

Hey, humiliation piggies!!! I have exciting news for you all! The fabulous Ms. Lilly and I have a brand new blog for you!

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Ms. Lilly and I are good friends, and we rock the two mistress calls like no other! What more we both have a sadistic streak, truly enjoying the whimpers and . . . → Read More: Ball Busting Phone Sex

My Top Ten Favorite Fetishes: #1 Humiliation

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For anyone who was taken by surprise of the fact my absolute favorite type of call is humiliation… Well obviously your IQ is smaller then your dick! And considering that the vast majority of the readers here at Humiliation Nation are teeny weenies how fucking stupid can you get?

What . . . → Read More: My Top Ten Favorite Fetishes: #1 Humiliation

My Top 10 Favorite Fetishes: #8 Ignore Calls

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What it is: 

Pathetic Loser: “Mistress Nadia?”

Me: “…”

Pathetic Loser: “Mistress?”

Me: “…”

Pathetic Loser: “Oh Mistress I’m not worthy of you!”

Me: “…”

Pathetic Loser: “Mistress Nadia you are so . . . → Read More: My Top 10 Favorite Fetishes: #8 Ignore Calls

Humiliation Phone Sex Made Him Cry

I had a humiliation pig on the phone today. He was lamenting about the fact he was a 43 year old virgin and I was laughing my ass off (per usual). Reminding him that he will never lose that V card at this point. Any woman who finds out he has gone decades past . . . → Read More: Humiliation Phone Sex Made Him Cry

Erectile Dysfunction: Another Reason You Are A Loser.

“Just so you know. It’s not that common, it doesn’t happen to every guy and it is a BIG DEAL.”

Well said Rachel. Well said.

For those who couldn’t catch the reference the aforementioned quote was uttered (or more so shouted) by Rachel Green in an episode of friends. It has always been a . . . → Read More: Erectile Dysfunction: Another Reason You Are A Loser.

Chastity Humiliation

There are many humiliating ways for a Mistress to have absolute control over you. one of my personal favorites is by using a cock cage. For me, there isn’t much that beats the pathetic pleas of a pet going through the circles of chastity hell.  

There you are, your worthless little dicklet is locked . . . → Read More: Chastity Humiliation

Why You Should Be a Cuckold

In my post “The Truth About The Female Orgasm” we discussed the 3 reasons that keep you from being a real man. Why you are unable to sexually satisfy a woman. The cold hard (or not hard as the case may be) truth is that if you are a minute man, a limp noodle, . . . → Read More: Why You Should Be a Cuckold