My best friend and I talked today about her now ex-boyfriend. She’d been trying to make it work with him and getting a whole cluster-fuck of “little problems” in return. I suspected this wouldn’t last at all, but being a supportive friend I stood by her during this fiasco of a relationship. The signs were there when we were talking about a week ago. Something was said about sex (surprise, surprise, lol!) and my alpha male made a comment about her boyfriend ‘long dicking’ her. She’s usually one to share and when she said nothing at all, I suspected the shameful truth. Today’s conversation confirmed my suspicion was indeed a correct one. The “little problems” she mentioned? Well, the biggest one was his teensie little dick… and his inability to say no to his baby mama who’d cuckolded the pathetic dink on more than one occasion.
Now she’s not exactly into the whole bdsm game. She’s a vanilla soul with just enough kinky to make her an interesting friend for a femdom Mistress. But she’s a woman and women know these things. Trust me, when you’ve got a vanilla girl telling you it’s too small, it positively miniscule. She told me it was about the size of her thumb in length and girth. What I’m wondering is how the hell she even felt the dink! She informed me her lovers didn’t have to be huge, but normal. Of course I laughed my ass off thinking of how I’d share her experience with small cock humiliation with my faithful readers. I told her so and she giggled at the thought of her hapless dink being exposed the world over for his shortcomings, lol.
So never think it’s merely femdoms who seek something substantial in the pants. Vanilla girls are laughing at all you lil’ dicks, too… but then you know that, don’t you? Personal experience with previous girlfriends? Hmm… I wonder if we know the same people, lol?
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