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Oh, the Woes of a Man with a Small Penis

If you haven’t heard, there’s a wonderful new show on HBO called “Hung”. The protagonist is a burned out athlete with only one skill to market… his huge penis. While the idea a woman would pay for it was amusing enough unto itself, what’s even more hilarious is the response to this show on the IMDB message boards. How offended the small of dick were that a network would dare produce a program dealing with the issue of a huge schlong and how it might improve the life of a lovable loser? How dare they spread the ‘ignorant’ opinion that big ones are better. Amidst much fist shaking, perhaps because there was nothing of worth for them to put there, lol… well, several ladies chimed in expressing their opinion. Then it got good.

The women were of the opinion that if a man could not adequately pleasure them then no romantic relationship was possible. While the dinky dicks thought they had just as much to give, the ladies told them some hard, home truths. A small penis simply does not satisfy a woman as well as an above average cock. While the dinks saw it as shallow and equated it to a man focusing on big tits, the girls countered their arguments by supplying the gem ‘tits don’t slide inside, now do they?’. I read on, fascinated that on a mainstream board discussing a relatively mainstream show, the small of penis would dare to show their mini-heads. Perhaps they don’t know the world of phone sex humiliation would be a much better place for them. Face it, if you’re offended by a show about a big dick, then you obviously haven’t got one. Perhaps the potential targets for small penis humiliation were merely blinded by their own very obvious inadequacy issues… Great show, by the way, very funny…

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