I’ve been fascinated by flashers since I was a kid. It was horrible, it was sick and it was funny as hell. As I’ve told you all, though it’s hard to believe from a phone humiliatrix. I’m a farm girl which implies “comes from a very small town”, more than an implication, lol. I lived in Tennessee growing up, Knoxville was the closest big town and my aunt just happened to live there in the suburbs. So for shopping excursions, my mom would take me to the “big city” to shop. On once such occasion a man in the stereotypical trench coat jumped from behind a parked car and showed us what god gave (or in his case, didn’t give) him. My mom was horrified, but I couldn’t stop laughing. I still remember his black old man socks bunching up around horrid day glow white ankles as he ran away.
I wondered what kind of thrill he’d gotten from it. I don’t think he’d expected me to be there, he’d seemed disconcerted and shut his coat immediately. I got the impression my mother, an attractive petite woman, jet black hair and nice figure… had been the object of his desire. And I always wondered what he’d expected her to do? To laugh, to scream, to run away? I’ll never know what that long ago fetish exhibitionist sought through his exposure, but surely it shaped me a bit. My failing is that I long to understand the motivation, the inner drives of those fetish players who take it just a little too far. I want to fully know why so I might exploit it more readily in my public humiliation junkies, so I might guide them in their exposure safely, sanely and excitedly.
You wouldn’t believe the number of chronic masturbators I talk to from their cars. On their cell phones, sometimes not even blue tooth enabled, these wankers are putting their lives at risk (and others) for the cheap thrill of masturbation while driving. Now, as with anything else, there are exceptions. Caught in traffic with no end to the jam in sight? Why not take out your boner and rub one out to ease that creeping sense of frustration? Otherwise, perhaps you should find a parking lot. Caught with a hard-on during that big meeting? Slip out to the executive restroom and masturbate furiously in one of the stalls knowing your boss could walk in anytime. Your secretary wearing a skirt that makes a mini skirt look long? Lock the door, unlock your pants and stroke, stroke, stroke… and dream about the hottie catching you.
What’s the ideal parking lot, you ask? I’ve been educated thoroughly by my public humiliation junkies. Strip malls with tanning salons or manicurists are often targets as the opportunity to humiliate themselves in the presence of hot, high maintenance women drives them insane. Some cruise college campuses hoping some hot coed will laugh at his little smokie sized pencil dick. Some even fall back on the stereotype flasher gear I witnessed. But the fact remains, most of them want to be seen by someone of the opposite sex or they’d never venture out, cock in hand.
What’s the “right” way to masturbate at work? Well, for one thing, make sure you keep your cache clean on your computer, you don’t want the dudes down in IT laughing at your tranny porn habit. Next, make sure your office door is locked or if you’ve slipped to the restroom, that the lock on your stall is secure. When you’ve finished, make sure you clean up well. A stray glob of man splooge could very well give your game away. And for god’s sake, when you’re finished, wash your hands. No one wants to carry your dna around with them after an innocent handshake.
I know exposure is the turn on, that the thrill of getting caught drives your adrenaline sky high. While your cock is in your hand and you’re wanking, once your cum is spurting, the only thrill left is the one that comes when someone sees. You want someone to watch, you crave an audience… so I’m offering you one, complete with the thrill of humiliation. I love to watch public humiliation junkies wank on web cam, take screenshots and then post them to my blog. So do you still want to be a star? I’m ready, willing and more than able to make you one, stroker… so let’s play.
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*Laughs* You had me cracking up at “tranny porn habit”. I wonder how many times IT guys get a good laugh at all the things the little perverts look at!
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Danielle
I have to agree, I am fascinated by flashers too!
And here I thought I was the only one that thought flashers were something that was totally laughable. Thanks for posting I had to laugh at the memories.
Oh yes I have seen quite a few things on the temp files of a users comp. Nothing is more awkward than meeting the man who everybody knows has a vid of himself masturbating.