Hi there! I’m Ms. Lauren and I’m here to send you to your knees with lust and longing while I laugh at you and taunt you for being less of a man than you’d like to be. I know your secret desires, how much you enjoy bowing down to a strong woman that understands you aren’t what you pretend to be. You’re weak and ashamed, deserving of mockery and scorn and we both know it. There’s nowhere to hide from my knowing gaze. I see through your macho alpha male wanna be bullshit. I’m a wicked femdom phone Goddess who absolutely loves every aspect of cock mockery & verbal humiliation. Nothing makes me laugh like the sight of a micro-penis. Small cock humiliation is a huge part of my life as I really enjoy laughing my ass off at little dicked losers. But even if you aren’t a teeny weenie, there’s lots of other things, I’m sure for me to poke fun at.
Perhaps you have all the trappings of a real man. You have an adequate cock, but inadequate drive or stamina. Does your lack of sexual finesse leave your lover aching for the arms of another man around her? Do you fear (and secretly hope!), she’ll make an interracial cuckold of you… perhaps with a superior man, perhaps a dark man with a big, black cock? Maybe you’ve even wondered what it would be like to clean up after a superior man… or suck him yourself… cocksucker training is always so much fun! I know how hard it is to come out of the closet, to admit your desire for cock. That’s what I’m here for, to urge you on. I understand what it means for you, how ashamed and scared you are someone will find out. I’ll be the one to keep your secret… unless complete exposure is what you need deep inside…
Or perhaps you prefer the perverse thrill of jerking off in public, your desire for exposure driving you to take foolish risks. Do you drive around jerking in parking lots? Do you visit adult bookstores, glory holes and other places with the potential to expose you as the pathetic pervert you are? Of course you do… and you not only jerk off there, you spend lots of time on your knees pleasing superior men with your mouth and ass. Aren’t you afraid someone you know will see? Or maybe you’re hoping for that?
Or maybe it’s any or all of the above… maybe you’re an eager whore with hungers that are twisted and deviant. That doesn’t matter to me, in fact I quite enjoy making you face down your baser instincts. I’m here to mock your cock, your skill, your very manhood… and make you admit you love it, right down to the very last drop. I take emasculation most seriously and so will you… once you’ve got a taste of phone humiliation with me. So let’s play. I’m ready if you are, little man.
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Mistress Lauren,
I could not help but stop and read in wonder at your prolific writing and expert handling of sexual topics.
Thank you for enlightening me, as well, I am sure, of many others.
I came here through Ryan’s blog. When She is impressed, ..you Know that bears attention.
But, Ohhh. I didn’t; that is to say, did not, ever, expect that kind of insight; that kind of intelligence; that kind of, well; ..power. When women understand us to that degree; ….we are in such serious trouble.
It doesn’t help that we crave our own ‘ruin’, to a degree. But, in fact, we kind of hope for a sort of ‘savior’ in the women we meet. When we find the opposite of that; yet, ..actually, not.. well, it just leaves you so damn vulnerable.
Lauren, I was pretty surprised by You; but not at all, after reading especially, surprised by Ryan’s accolade. Your are both quite, …amazing; just each with a different, ‘interface’.
As always, with me; this is way too damn long. Sorry.
Dear Ms Lauren,
I enjoyed your blog so much. This is the 1st time here. I am a belly dancing sissy and have been for the past 14 yrs. I am tina at the belly dancing school and all the ladies treat me as tina. I’ve performed at recitals for 8 of them and ice cream socials. I’ve even met the mayor as tina. I am a happier person as a sissy and have admired and respected females ever since a little boy [ I loved playing with them in dress up and playing dolls ]
I hope to be able to call sometime.