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6 Tips to Give Better Blow Jobs

This post is for all my cocksucking sissies, faggots, and cucks out there in kinksterland. As a submissive bitch you will most likely at some point find yourself kneeling eye to eye with a nice big cock. A cock that you absolutely must make happy. So the following is just a quick collection of tips in order to give the best damn blow job you possibly can!

  1. Be enthusiastic! Hands down if you only take away one tip from this post – this is it. WORSHIP that cock.
  2. Watch the teeth! Use your lips to cover them if you have to.
  3. Don’t forget to pay attention to the balls. Rub them, lick them, suck them.
  4. Use your hands. Don’t just lock your lips around the shaft. Use your fingers and stroke that cock as well
  5. Practice makes perfect. Some of the more advanced techniques, such as deep throating take a lot of practice. Get yourself a nice realistic dildo and practice regularly.
  6. For God’s sake! Do NOT just go in and out. Mix up your movements. Try writing out your ABCs on the head with the tip of your tongue.

Happy Cock Sucking!

Sissy Sandal Challenge!!!

Sissy Sandal Challenge for the weekend!

This weekend you’re going for a walk in the park. In flip flops. With nail polish.

That’s right pets. You heard me. This public humiliation assignment for sissies and pansy boys is all about toeing the line, and seeing if you get caught! Let’s see how many people . . . → Read More: Sissy Sandal Challenge!!!

Limp Noodles Need Not Apply.

We talk a lot around here about how pathetic small dicks are. How they are absolutely useless to women, that they just can’t get a girl off, and that quite frankly the only thing they are even remotely good for is being the punchline to a joke.

But there is another, equally laughable state-of-penis . . . → Read More: Limp Noodles Need Not Apply.

Public Humiliation Assignment for Foot Bitches

I thought it might be fun to post a little public humiliation assignment for my dear sweet little foot bitches out there. It’s a simple one that will get the blood pumping. All you need to do is go to your local shoe store. Take a look around and you will find a display . . . → Read More: Public Humiliation Assignment for Foot Bitches

Public Humiliation Assignment for Sissies

It’s short and skirt season girls! Which means you sissy bitches need to make sure those legs are nice and smooth. So it’s time to pull out the razors and the skintimate.

The other day while I was playing with my Little Sissy Crissy, an idea struck me. The implications for humiliating this little . . . → Read More: Public Humiliation Assignment for Sissies

Masturbation May: Masturbation Tips for the Tiny Dicked

Happy Masturbation May pets!!! Are you having fun wanking those willies? Well if you are like the majority of my readers, your Willy is less whale and more of a minnow. So In celebration of Masturbation May, here are some masturbation tips for the tiny dicked!

Just Use Two Fingers: For some reason, many . . . → Read More: Masturbation May: Masturbation Tips for the Tiny Dicked

But, I’m Really Good With My Tongue!!!

Lately I’ve had a string of little dicked bitches who try to justify their usefulness to woman by claiming they are really good with their tongue.


Nope. It doesn’t work that way. When it comes to pleasing a woman size really does matter. You see women are capable of two kinds of orgasms. . . . → Read More: But, I’m Really Good With My Tongue!!!

New Year’s Resolutions For The Tiny Dicked

As 2016 comes to an end, we should be looking forward to improving ourselves for the upcoming New Year. Resolutions are a tradition, and my SPH pets have a set of special ones related to their *ahem* condition…

For my single shrimp dicks:

I will not waste any women’s time by attempting to date . . . → Read More: New Year’s Resolutions For The Tiny Dicked

My Favorite SPH Insults

You now how much I love SPH. I mean fuck. Why do you think I have a blog all about humiliation!?! I thought it would be fun just to go through some of my favorite small penis humiliation insults.

So here are my top 10:

10.) Is it in yet?

9.) Awww it’s soo . . . → Read More: My Favorite SPH Insults

Chastity Keyholding

We lovely ladies of LDW don’t key hold in the traditional sense when it comes to chastity.  So sometimes we have to get creative. Some ladies have had their pets freeze their keys in a block of ice, or send them off in the mail to an imaginary address just to see how long . . . → Read More: Chastity Keyholding