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Cum Eating Recipe: Fettuccine Al-gay-do

Cum eating is required for many of my pets. I firmly believe that sissies need to learn to suck cock. Cuckies need to clean cream pies. Losers need to be humiliated and degraded by licking up their messes. For the reluctant fag – Cum Eating Recipes are a good way to train yourself to become accustomed to the taste. Here’s one for you.

Fettuccine Al-gay-do

  • 2 ounces fettuccine noodles
  • 1  tablespoon Butter
  • 1/3 cup of heavy cream
  • 2 tablespoons of parmesan cheese
  • pinch of black pepper
  • pinch of salt
  • pinch of garlic
  • 1 sprig of fresh basil (optional)
  • 1/3 cup of cum (Mandatory. freeze several loads to save up if you need to)

Cook pasta according to package directions.

Melt butter in a small pot, once butter is melted add the heavy cream. Season with salt, black pepper, and garlic. Bring to a low simmer and cook for 3 – 4 minutes until slightly reduced. Stir in parmesan cheese and simmer an additional 45 seconds until cheese is melted and sauce thickens.

Pour sauce over pasta, add roughly chopped basil and cum then toss.

serves 1



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