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But, I’m Really Good With My Tongue!!!

Lately I’ve had a string of little dicked bitches who try to justify their usefulness to woman by claiming they are really good with their tongue.


Nope. It doesn’t work that way. When it comes to pleasing a woman size really does matter. You see women are capable of two kinds of orgasms. The sweet little clitoral orgasms that even shrimp dicks can give with their tongue. But then you have the toe curling, bed sheet grabbing, mind blowing, full body orgasm that a woman can only get from both G spot stimulation and clitoral stimulation combined.

Basically the kind of stimulation she can get from a big, hard, cock that completely stretches her out and fills her up. Those are the kinds of orgasms that women crave. That get them coming back for more and more. The kind of orgasm they NEED.

The kind of orgasm that your pathetic little thing just cant give her. The kind of orgasm you tongue can’t give her either.

New Year’s Resolutions For The Tiny Dicked

As 2016 comes to an end, we should be looking forward to improving ourselves for the upcoming New Year. Resolutions are a tradition, and my SPH pets have a set of special ones related to their *ahem* condition…

For my single shrimp dicks:

I will not waste any women’s time by attempting to date . . . → Read More: New Year’s Resolutions For The Tiny Dicked

My Favorite SPH Insults

You now how much I love SPH. I mean fuck. Why do you think I have a blog all about humiliation!?! I thought it would be fun just to go through some of my favorite small penis humiliation insults.

So here are my top 10:

10.) Is it in yet?

9.) Awww it’s soo . . . → Read More: My Favorite SPH Insults

Chastity Keyholding

We lovely ladies of LDW don’t key hold in the traditional sense when it comes to chastity.  So sometimes we have to get creative. Some ladies have had their pets freeze their keys in a block of ice, or send them off in the mail to an imaginary address just to see how long . . . → Read More: Chastity Keyholding

When Your Dick is so Small You’re Destined to be a Virgin FOREVER

Something that I have always found to be highly amusing is the phenomenon of guys being virgins well into their adulthood. Not talking about those who abstain for their religious or moral beliefs – but those who so desperately WANT to lose their V card, but just never seem to be able to get . . . → Read More: When Your Dick is so Small You’re Destined to be a Virgin FOREVER

Happy Halloween!!! Here’s a Spooky Story For You!

You nervously open the door before you, and find a set of stairs leading down into a dark abyss. You steel yourself and then take that first step and then the next… the stairs lead you further and further down, spiraling to the lowest bowels of the basement. When they curve around a final time . . . → Read More: Happy Halloween!!! Here’s a Spooky Story For You!

Denial For The Tiny Dicked

Every so often I get asked why I love denial so much, and do I ever feel bad for the poor guy who is aching from his blue balls, badly needing a release. How could I do that to a guy!?!

Well, first of all, I love denial because I find that it makes . . . → Read More: Denial For The Tiny Dicked

Cuckold Cum Eating

Al cuckolds need to learn how to clean up creampies. The vast majority of cucks have no business ever fucking their wives again, so licking her lover’s cum out of his wife’s pussy is pretty much as close as he will ever get to fucking her again anyways.

Cuckolds should be eating their own . . . → Read More: Cuckold Cum Eating


You may have noticed that I haven’t been making many CBT posts lately on this blog.

It’s not because I stopped doing those calls! I still love ball busting! In fact, I love CBT so much, that I have a dedicated blog all about how best to hurt those little, filth filled things! I . . . → Read More: CBT

Racial Humiliation: What I’ll Say On Calls

I often get asked if I do racial humiliation and if I will use racial slurs during sessions.

The answer to the first part of that question is an absolute HELL FUCKING YEAH!!! I love all types of humiliation. I don’t shy away from the touchy topics such as making fun of race, religion, . . . → Read More: Racial Humiliation: What I’ll Say On Calls