If you haven’t heard, there’s a wonderful new show on HBO called “Hung”. The protagonist is a burned out athlete with only one skill to market… his huge penis. While the idea a woman would pay for it was amusing enough unto itself, what’s even more hilarious is the response to this show on the IMDB message boards. How offended the small of dick were that a network would dare produce a program dealing with the issue of a huge schlong and how it might improve the life of a lovable loser? How dare they spread the ‘ignorant’ opinion that big ones are better. Amidst much fist shaking, perhaps because there was nothing of worth for them to put there, lol… well, several ladies chimed in expressing their opinion. Then it got good.
The women were of the opinion that if a man could not adequately pleasure them then no romantic relationship was possible. While the dinky dicks thought they had just as much to give, the ladies told them some hard, home truths. A small penis simply does not satisfy a woman as well as an above average cock. While the dinks saw it as shallow and equated it to a man focusing on big tits, the girls countered their arguments by supplying the gem ‘tits don’t slide inside, now do they?’. I read on, fascinated that on a mainstream board discussing a relatively mainstream show, the small of penis would dare to show their mini-heads. Perhaps they don’t know the world of phone sex humiliation would be a much better place for them. Face it, if you’re offended by a show about a big dick, then you obviously haven’t got one. Perhaps the potential targets for small penis humiliation were merely blinded by their own very obvious inadequcy issuses… Great show, by the way, very funny…
Nothing is more fun for a normally strict humiliatrix than mocking the small of dick. Now for fucking, I prefer something long and thick, something satisfying… but with a dinky dick, there’s the knowledge that the harder I laugh… the harder it gets. Such a pathetic thing sticking out from his panties like an enlarged clitty. While my laughter is no doubt humiliating to a poor, pathetic peenie, it’s also delighted, affectionate, teasing. After all, if you didn’t have a teenie little dick I’d have no one to laugh at. So you do serve a ’small’ purpose by giving your femdom Mistress a reason to smile and giggle.
Teasing and taunting your sexual inadequacies and seeing the effect it has on the little guy is my way of showing my adoration of a good little humiliated sissy slut. It gives you a place and purpose in my world. What more could a candidate for small cock humiliation ask for? You amuse me, I laugh at you, all’s right with the world. If you’re especially small, perhaps I’ll share your humiliation with my girlfriends. I’m sure your fantasy would be being the center of a cock mockery party with my friends and I. You’d come in and we’d strip you down, taking note of every sad detail of your unworthy physique. Then we’d redress you the way you deserve… in stockings and panties like the dirty ‘girlie’ you are. Then when you think you’ve hit a new personal low… we’ll make you masturbate into your panties right there in front of us. Make me laugh, it’s your job now….
I’ve been asked a lot about what qualifies a stroker slut as a humiliation phone sex junkie. In this vein, I’ve created a copy and paste questionnaire that will give me a bit of insight in what makes a man and emasculated bitch boy. Read carefully, answer your questions honestly and perhaps I’ll take pity on you and make you my own personal humiliation phone sex slut.
1. When did you first realize you were a male submissive?
2. Was it because of physical deficiencies? If not, what were your reasons?
3. How old were you when you became obsessed by female dominants?
4. Is complete control said female dominant exercises over you?
5. What areas of femdom phone sex interest you the most?
6. What femdom activities are you not interested in?
7. What do you expect from a humiliation phone sex mistress?
8. Do you harbor forced bi humiliation fantasies as well?
8a. Are you a wannabe cocksucker?
8b. Have you ever sucked cock? Did you like it?
8c. Have you ever been assfucked? Did you like it?
9. Do you harbor cuckold humiliation fantasies?
9a. Do you want to watch?
9b. Do you want to participate?
9c. Would you fluff your girlfriend or wife’s lover?
9d. Would you eat his creampie from her pussy after?
10. Do you enjoy public humiliation?
10a. Do you like to masturbate in public so you might get caught?
10b. Do you enjoy being made to purchase humiliating items from the store?
11. Do you enjoy financial domination & humiliation?
11a. Is this mere fantasy or is it reality for you?
11b. How humiliatingly exciting is it for a beautiful woman to drain your wallet?
11c. Do you enjoying giving a beautiful woman what she wants even if it makes you suffer later?
11d. Do you gift, tribute or give gift certificates to a femdom Mistress who entrances you?
12. What’s the most humiliating experience in your life?
12a. How did it make you feel? Did it make you erect?
If you’re humiliation phone sex slut, answer the questions for me and send them to my email address (click there for it!)
MsLauren ~ 1-800-356-6169
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Mikey was very aroused that I posted about his very public stroke session. We both felt it was very important for him to detail his public humiliation experience to further expose this stoker slut. This is his account of what happened at the Pier yesterday afternoon…
…ok, here goes nothing! i was sitting on a bench strategically located adjacent to the walking path next to the lake. At first, i slowly began masturbating with my hands in my pockets…lol. Soon, i became VERY erect, noticeable to anyone who glanced my way. Ma’am, i couldn’t stop, i felt “tingles” through my balls, up into by tummy!
I could feel my boxer briefs quickly becoming very wet, and i thought i felt a drop of precum roll down my shaft. My shirt was untucked, so i slowly pulled it over my crotch, and unzipped and unbuttoned my shorts. i slipped on hand under shirt,and continued stroking, using precum as lube. I did have to stop once, to let a couple of folks walk by, i enjoyed nodding and saying “hello.” Eventually, the thought of being watched by someone in one of the fancy hotel rooms watching me, got me to the point of no return.
i did shut my eyes, and audibly moaned as i grew closer to orgasm (i knew this would happen). i did GRUNT loudly while cumming over my hand, out my fly, and onto the walkway. i didn’t wait around long, but did notice a couple who were had been embarrassing under a tree just out of sight, but obviously close enough to hear something (i’m pretty sure they didn’t know what happened). However, they were sitting up looking at me as he departed the area.
Want to share in some extreme humiliation phone sex? I’ll be available for calls this week everyday from 10am until midnight. Email me if you want to set up your own public humiliation scenario.
MsLauren ~ 1-800-356-6169
I adore sending men out into public to do nasty things to themselves whilst in the midst of a phone sex call. It excites me knowing they’re taking risks to amuse me… and themselves of course. Some guys just need an audience… or the threat of one, right? The high risk stakes public humiliation junkies play by never fail to surprise me. I think I could order a true junkie to streak and off he’d go. I love knowing I have a level of power that allows me to take what basically amounts to their future in my well manicured hands. The threat of exposure, the embarrassment and shame they’d feel if caught adds a spice to experience that’s both heady and sweet.
My fascination surely stems from exposure to a flasher when I was a girl. I’d never seen a naked male body before and naturally, I looked my fill. My mom was horrified, I was merely extremely amused. I’m not sure who’s reaction to him flopping male flesh got him most. I’m not even sure if it was the shock my mom evinced or my teenage laughter that made him run off panting… all I know is I’m glad not all males turned out to have such a teenie peen as he did. Truly, our flasher wasn’t the epitome of manhood. Small and shriveled, his dinky penis reminded me of a wrinkled peanut, an image I evoke when humiliating small cocks to this day. Perhaps that long ago encounter influenced me to become a dominant woman. After all, how on earth could any woman submit to something that sad and small?
But then the idiocy of men ceases to amaze and amuse me. And superior specimens are quite handy for satisfying my natural desire for raunchy hot sex. But then I’m an aggressive lover, it takes a real man to handle me… and I’m sure you’re not capable of keeping up. So make yourself useful by providing me with entertainment… jerk off in public for me. All the cool guys are doing it…
MsLauren ~ 1-800-356-6169
A is a money slut, plain and simple. He loves knowing how aroused wallet rape and financial domination makes me. He loves it when I acknowledge what a filthy little whore he is for my pleasure. In fact, he exists only to serve… wanking and edging continuously on his knees like a good little slave boy. He’s been denied an orgasm for a long while. He left my tutelage for a while and returned, repentant… he’d been frightened at his own forced bi humiliation desires. He’d been stunned by how his submission was shaping him and tried to flee as many submissives do. When he returned, he told me he understood his place in life was to serve beautiful, bitchy demanding women, well one anyway, Me, lol.
We’ve been working on deepening his submission with orgasm denial. While edging the other day, he inadvertently ruined his own orgasm. He begged me forgiveness for daring to even ruin an orgasm when he’d been denied any relief. I laughed at my slave slut, knowing the guilt of his sin and the feeling of despair at the ruination of something that could have been a spectacular explosion.
MsLauren ~ 1-800-356-6169
Here’s part 2 of the story I began yesterday… enjoy!
He couldn’t believe how hot she looked there sprawled and wanton with his hands touching her everywhere. Her back arched high, neck tense and mouth open as she moaned low with pleasure. He could see how her body pulsated hungry with lust unfulfilled and he felt shamed he’d denied her such intense desires for far too long. It was only fitting he become a cuckold to this goddess and her bull. It was right, perfect and he knelt before them and offered himself up. He longed to be part of the experience, even if it mean humiliating himself by becoming a cocksucker, a fluffer, a clean up boy. For the first time in forever, things just clicked and he was at perfect peace with his lot in life.
“Can I suck it for you, Master?” he asked his Nubian prince while posturing provocatively. He always knew he was inferior to other men, especially men like Dante who knew how to treat a bitch like him just as he deserved, a forced bi bitch boy. Dante flopped his ten inch monster onto his face and he licked it with greed. He closed his eyes and reveled in the feeling of power he had. If he couldn’t own a large penis, he could suck and be cucked by one at the very least. His wife watched him, touching herself and smiling at him with affectionate contempt as he sucked her bull harder and harder. He wanted so badly to taste the cum, but she jerked the enormous prick away and said to him… “Not for you…”
He moaned in frustration as she climbed on his thick fuckpole and rode her slick pussy up and down…
Part 3 Coming Soon!
MsLauren ~ 1-800-356-6169
A Lesson In Femdom Humiliation
He knew he wasn’t much of a man, his wife told him so at every available opportunity. She’d even told him the one thing every man dreads hearing… “We need to talk!” So she’d sat him down and shared her feelings of dissatisfaction. They’d been together for years and even when things had been at their best, well, he knew he was inadequate even then. Since then, he’d discovered he was too small, lacked stamina and embarrassingly, he’d found it harder and harder to rise to the occasion when she was obviously needy and horny for something he just couldn’t give her. She told him until she got the orgasm she needed, he was to be denied orgasm. Since she wasn’t getting it, neither could he. He understood her logic and took it with grace, though he longed to stroke himself to completion, he wouldn’t fail her, not again.
She gave him options, viagra, herbal remedies, something, anything to boost his sex drive… but none of them worked. She’d encouraged him to focus more on her and less on work, but he’d hidden at the office to avoid her insatiable demands. The last option, the unthinkable one, was an open marriage. The kind of marriage where she was free to choose her own lovers and make a cuckold husband out of him. He’d protested, of course, but he found himself intrigued thinking about his beautiful wife getting what she needed elsewhere. Perhaps the cuckold option was the best for both of them.
So after avoiding the question for weeks, he finally gave her his consent for her to find a young lover to fulfill her completly. So they went out actively searching for the kind of cuckold bull who’d allow him to watch and perhaps even participate. They found the perfect stud the first night out, a big, black monster of a man who’s sexual aggression aroused his wife to no end. He’d complained it was too much, too soon, but he couldn’t deny the tightness in his pants at the thought of his wife being boned by someone so very different. He couldn’t stand to tell her no… so he asked this beautiful man to cuckold him, begged him to bed his wife. The cuckold bull, Dante, was more than happy to oblige.
Dante was over six feet tall of muscular, handsome black man. The look in Dante’s eye when he looked at him held contempt and humor. He was laughing at him and rather than angering him, he understood. Dante was everything he was not, his wife deserved that kind of rough, hard fuck a real man could provide. He invited him in, fixed him a drink and watched from the sidelines as Dante worked on seducing his wife. At first he was jealous, then the jealousy turned to arousal as he watched those huge black hands sliding down his wife’s silky white body. He almost came in his pants when he watched Dante kissing her, feeling her up, spreading her legs and fingering his wife’s wet, dripping pussy.
Part 2 Tomorrow….
MsLauren ~ 1-800-356-6169
Butt Monkey - A butt monkey is a male submissive who humiliates himself for his femdom Mistress on webcam, through photo documentation or while on a phone humiliation call with his Mistress.
Compulsive Masturbator - A male submissive who cannot stop playing with his cock. The compulsive masturbator spends lots of time and energy arousing himself and jerking off to various stimuli. Another name for a compulsive masturbator is “wanker”.
Cumdumpster - A cumdumpster is a male submissive who enjoys sucking as much semen as possible. The cumdumpster loves forced bi humiliation, eating cum (their own or someone else’s).
Sissy Faggot - A closet queer who enjoys dressing up and playing the “girl”. The sissy faggot goes further than mere dressing, while he might not actually suck cock, all his fantasies revolve around being used by men while dressed.
MsLauren ~ 1-800-356-6169
How had he ended up like this, ass up and his balls tied to a string above. Every time he moved, he could feel the rope biting tighter into his testicles. He knew if he stumbled the result would be his own very painful castration. He could feel her behind him, though the blindfold kept him from seeing… but he knew she was there. He could smell her perfume and her excitement as his vulnerability. To say she had him by his balls was an understatement. In this position, she had him any way she wanted him. She knew his weakness was cock and ball torture and she always used it against him.
His nuts still ached from the spanking she’d given them. She’d waited long enough for them to pulsate in their bondage. It had made him squirm, that was the reasoning behind her punishment. He wanted to squirm, she’d give him something to squirm about… she was cunning like that. She always waited for him to doom himself. Though he was uncomfortable, he could feel the hardness of his cock and knew she’d punish him for that, too. As the thought flashed through his mind he felt a twinge from his member and groaned, shifting again, drawing her unholy attentions. She owned him, controlled his cock and he knew more punishment was coming.
“Squirm again, will you?” she said. Pop, pop, hard on those nuts until he’s swinging. Then she slides it in, her huge strap on penetrating the depths of him while the dildo caresses his swollen sack. Every plunge produces involuntary sighs and shudders from his overstimulated body and he’s so afraid he’ll cum without her permission. She knows this and does her best to stimulate him in a way that makes his cream shoot hotly on the floor. He can’t resist and before he even knows it’s happening, he’s squirting hot on the floor before him.
“Silly boy, you made a mess… and without permission! On your knees and clean it up, yes, lick up your cum there. Good boys clean up their messes! Lest you forget you came without permission… well, you’ll be taking a trip over my knee later. All good little slaves can benefit from a bit of extreme humiliation and punishment…” she told him…
MsLauren ~ 1-800-356-6169
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