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Cum Eating Recipes: Iced Coffee w/ Cum Cream

Every house has it’s own set of rules, a house run by a Fem Domme such as myself tends to have more rules with even stricter consequences. One rule in my domain that absolutely MUST be abide by, under penalty of a severe ball busting, is DO NOT attempt to interact with Mistress Nadia until she has had her coffee.

I love coffee. I NEED coffee.

Now that we are in full swing of this hellish south eastern weather, I have officially switched to ice coffee.

I thought it would be fun to share my secret iced coffee recipe, with a twist for the cum eaters out there!

Good iced coffee is a process people. It takes time. In the case of my brew it takes DAYS. Forget the pot, get out your french press, we’re going to cold brew this shit. Use fresh ground beans. Grind those fuckers yourself. A cold brew leads to a less bitter and more delicate flavor. Use filtered water, never tap. Ground beans and water in the french press in the fridge over night. The next morning transfer the brewed coffee into an ice tray and freeze. The following night do another cold brew.

The next morning put the ice made of coffee into a glass and pour the cold brew over it. I like my coffee like I like my men – black. If my sweet tooth is aching I’ll use some caramel and sea salt.

But you? Oh you are a nasty little cum slut that needs some cream in their coffee. So take care of that morning wood and cum in that cup, leaving a nice swirl of jizz on the top.

Now drink. Swallow all that cum. Eat it eagerly like the little cum dump that you are.

What do you guys think? Should cum eating recipes be a regular feature on this blog?

 

 

If I Have a Small Penis, Am I Destined to be a Cuckold?

I was checking my email this morning and stumbled across a message from someone with this title:

“If I have a small penis, am I destined to be a cuckold?”

I opened the mail and was met with a tearful message from a man who was worried that his wife would cheat on him, . . . → Read More: If I Have a Small Penis, Am I Destined to be a Cuckold?

Sharks and the Global Feminization of Men

It’s shark week again! Sharks are my favorite animal so I treat this week as a national holiday on par with Christmas, Superbowl Sunday, and my Birthday. (And yes, I do consider all of those as national holidays!) So if you have been wondering where I have been this week – I’ve been logging . . . → Read More: Sharks and the Global Feminization of Men

Controlling Your Cock With Ruined Orgasms

You know the amount I cherish listening to screeches of agony and tears of utter shame from my pets, but there is another sound I savor – the horrified and frustrated moans of those rare occurrences when I DO let you cum. Confused as to why an outspoken proponent of orgasm denial would actually . . . → Read More: Controlling Your Cock With Ruined Orgasms

Public Body Worship

Ty and I just got back from another little day trip! This time we went to Charleston, SC. The beach was great, the water so warm, it was practically time to bust out a bar of soap. We had dinner at Pearlz Oyster bar (I love raw oysters! An aphrodisiac that tastes of the . . . → Read More: Public Body Worship

My Top 10 SPH insults!

You now how much I love SPH. I mean fuck. Why do you think I took over a blog all about humiliation! Today I thought it would be fun just to go through some of my favorite small penis humiliation insults. So here are my top 10

10.) Is it in yet?

9.) Awww . . . → Read More: My Top 10 SPH insults!

BBQ Weather Fun for the SPH Pets

Hi kinksters! Hope everyone had a good Memorial Day weekend! Ty and I got home from the beach Monday and were too exhausted to do anything special for dinner, luckily grilling weather is upon us! So we ran to Hairy Peter (Harris Teeter grocery store for you non southerners) and grabbed some bratwurst and . . . → Read More: BBQ Weather Fun for the SPH Pets

Being A Cuckoldress Has Ruined Ice Cream

There is nothing I love more than having my pussy stretched by my bull lover’s big black cock. Laying back on my bed with my long silky legs wrapped around his waist. While he pounds my pussy over and over again with that massive piece of man meat.

It makes it even better when . . . → Read More: Being A Cuckoldress Has Ruined Ice Cream

Masturbation May: No Pain. No Gain. Masturbation with a touch of CBT

Hey kinksters! Hope you have been enjoying Masturbation May. The best thing about May (aside from the masturbation part) is that it is the opening of beach season! Miss Cassidy has been having fun at the beach already, and like every year, Ty and I hit up Myrtle Beach for bike fest and Memorial . . . → Read More: Masturbation May: No Pain. No Gain. Masturbation with a touch of CBT

Guest Post: 10 Reasons Why Women Are Superior to Men

You know that I am a true believer in female superiority, I often enjoy reminding my pets why that should be the natural order of things. What I have found that I enjoy even more then reminding them, is having them strain their puny little male brains to come up with reasons of their . . . → Read More: Guest Post: 10 Reasons Why Women Are Superior to Men